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[thismoment]

Call your doctor if your depression worsens, or if you are able to notice unusual changes in behaviour or if you can  remember having thoughts of suicide or where you put your keys. Antidepressants can increase these in children, teens, young adults, adults, and the elderly, but there is no measurable effect on comatose patients. Elderly patients taking antidepressants enjoy an increased risk of death or stroke. Call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles no wait yes stiff muscles, nausea, confusion no wait yes confusion, poor memory, poor recall, poor memory and no wait dizziness. Some of these could be a life-threatening condition or if you have uncontrollable muscle movements or the jimmy legs as your legs could become permanent. High blood sugar has been reported which can lead to coma or death, but even worse you could get extra wax or have trouble swallowing no wait dizziness upon standing, seizures, impaired judgement and chill blanes. Don't drive very far if your motor skills are shaky or if the motor won't start and you may find a quick rise in sexual disfunction no wait not a rise but watch for this. You could get serious diarrhoea on antidepressants if you consume grain-based foods, meats, vegetables, fruit, dairy products, liquids, and health store supplements of any sort. Antidepressants are thought to work by doing something to the brain and then your brain does something to everything below it. Do not smoke anything without a prescription, drink alcohol, eat peyote buttons (except for religious reasons), sniff nitrous oxide, chew poppies, and if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, you're a better man than me. lol

[clearglass]

What does 'Elderly patients taking antidepressants enjoy an increased risk of death or stroke.' mean?

[thismoment]

It's a spoof.

[clearglass]

ThisMoment I just got it, LOL   This is so funny.

Crapalta brain fart

[Clara]

I tried to "like" your post, but I'm at my quota! Consider your post loved!!!! It needs to be posted on FB for all to see, or maybe youtube! Thanks TM!!!!  clara

[FiveNotions]

Oh Lordy....it took me several sentences before I got that it's a spoof....sounded quite factual to me!

I must have been confused....no, wait, I was chewing peyote buttons...no, wait, sorry, did I say I was confused?

ThisMoment you are a blooming evil genius in the humor category!!,

[TryinginFL]

Thismoment and all...... just read this thread and you have a really good ad going there!   Anyone hearing this would have to be nuts to take this crap!  (Too bad we never heard it... )

 

Hugs and prayers,

Liz

[equuswoman]

Call your doctor if your depression worsens, or if you are able to notice unusual changes in behaviour or if you can  remember having thoughts of suicide or where you put your keys. Antidepressants can increase these in children, teens, young adults, adults, and the elderly, but there is no measurable effect on comatose patients. Elderly patients taking antidepressants enjoy an increased risk of death or stroke. Call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles no wait yes stiff muscles, nausea, confusion no wait yes confusion, poor memory, poor recall, poor memory and no wait dizziness. Some of these could be a life-threatening condition or if you have uncontrollable muscle movements or the jimmy legs as your legs could become permanent. High blood sugar has been reported which can lead to coma or death, but even worse you could get extra wax or have trouble swallowing no wait dizziness upon standing, seizures, impaired judgement and chill blanes. Don't drive very far if your motor skills are shaky or if the motor won't start and you may find a quick rise in sexual disfunction no wait not a rise but watch for this. You could get serious diarrhoea on antidepressants if you consume grain-based foods, meats, vegetables, fruit, dairy products,  liquids, and health store supplements of any sort. Antidepressants are thought to work by doing something to the brain and then your brain does something to everything below it. Do not smoke anything without a prescription, drink alcohol, eat peyote buttons (except for religious reasons), sniff nitrous oxide, chew poppies, and if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, you're a better man than me. lol

LMBO..

thismoment that is lol funny. Sad but true...

ThxTheEquusWoman

[xman]

My visual during your advert-isement was of a couple walking hand in hand with a cute little dog running around smiling as the commentator cont. to sing song the never ending waiver of liabilities ...